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Hunter’s
Moon The
dark haired leader walked briskly across the compound and into the bunkhouse
followed closely by his blond haired partner. Opening the door they saw the men
busily working, packing, organizing and generally getting ready to ride out. “Well,”
he said as he opened the door, “boys, you can all relax, the
job’s off for now.” “Why?”
the men asked, almost in unison. “Hunter’s
Moon,” the leader replied. “What?”
the gang questioned. “Hunter’s
Moon,” Heyes repeated. “There
ain’t no Hunter in the gang,” Wheat stated. “And tell him we don’t
need to see his moon,” he snickered. The
gang chuckled at the implication. “We
don’t want t’ see no one’s moon,” Lobo chimed
in. “‘Specially if
he’s been out huntin’ all day and is covered in mud.” The
chuckle became an outburst of laughter. “That
would be one scary moon!” Hank added. The
laughter was at a full roar at this point as the gang members made snide
comments regarding each other’s moon. “Yeah,
yeah,” Heyes faked a smiled, waved his hand dismissively at the unruly
gang and turned to leave. Above
the ruckus Kyle called out, “Heyes, how come the job’s off? Who’s this Hunter guy?” Heyes
turned back around.
“It’s not a guy, Kyle, it’s the moon.” “Huh?” Kyle looked and sounded confused. “A
Hunter’s Moon… the full moon,” Heyes explained. “Sounds
like a poor excuse if ya ask me,” Wheat said under his breath. “‘Scuse
me,” Kid turned his icy blue stare on Wheat. Wheat
shifted uncomfortably, “Jes sayin’ I don’t think
havin’ a full moon is a reason to cancel the job.” He took a breath, settled himself and
then puffed out his chest.
“We’s the best.
If I was the leader, I think I would plan all the jobs around full
moons - makes it easier to see what we’re doin’.” “Yeah,
that’s true,” Heyes replied.
“It also makes it a heck of a lot easier for the law to see what
we’re doing too.” “Pffft,
so what,” Wheat postured. “It’s
not a great idea for people to see us breakin’ into a bank,” Kid
stated. “That’s
right,” Lobo interjected.
“They ain’t got no picture of Heyes and Kid on their
wanted poster. If they’s
see them, they might.” “Wheat’s
got a picture on his,” Kyle piped in. “’Cept they’s forgot
t’ put a mustache on him so I drew one on one I saw.” He looked at Wheat, “Ya weren’t
t’ happy ‘bout that…why?” “Yeah
Wheat, why weren’t you happy Kyle drew a mustache on you? Maybe ‘cause it would be easier
to recognize you?” Heyes
smirked. “Kind of like
being seen in the light of the moon…wouldn’t ya say?” “All
that bright moonlight…sure makes it easier to see what they’re
shootin’ at,” Kid pointed out. “Think I would like to make it
harder for them to capture us.” “Yeah,”
Heyes nodded in agreement.
“Me too.” Wheat
shrugged his shoulders and stretched his neck. Heyes
smiled. “To answer your
question, Kyle, it’s called a Hunter’s Moon ‘cause of the
time of the year. With the days
getting shorter ‘cause the sun’s setting earlier, it makes it
easier for hunters to see their prey.” “Or
sheriffs to see people breakin’ the law,” Kid added. “Who
knows, maybe the sheriff would turn the other cheek,” Lobo cracked. The
gang stared at him “Ya
know, full moon, turn the other cheek…” he tried to explain. Bah
ha ha, roared the gang. “Other
cheek,” Wheat chuckled.
“Guess then it would only be a half-moon!” “Ain’t
there supposed to be a dark side of the moon?” Hank asked. “Only
if ya fall into a tar pit!” Lobo howled. The
gang exploded with laughter.
Heyes and Kid stood looking at their gang, shaking their heads. Seeing
the partners, Wheat tried to get the group under control. Tugging on the belt loops of his pants
he yelled above the noise, “Alright men, we can stop preparin’
for the job. Jus go back to your
normal stuff. We’ll get
back to this…” He
turned towards the leaders, “When we goin’?” “’Bout
a week,” Heyes replied. “We’ll
get back to this once the Hunter’s Moon is
over…down…” Wheat waved his arm in frustration, “not
so bright.” The
gang cracked up again. Heyes
and Kid looked at each other, rolled their eyes and smiled; they hadn’t
intended to, but getting under Wheat’s skin was always an added
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