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Who’s First By Storm Richards “Okay,
Wheat, we got it all set,” Kyle stated. “What's
all set?” “First
bandit.” “First
bandit?” Wheat queried. “Yep.
Since Heyes and Kid won't be back for ‘while, we’s figured out
first bandit.” “Huh?” “Ya
know, first bandit, second bandit, third bandit…who does what.” Wheat
stared blankly at Kyle. “‘Kay,
so Heyes is always first bandit when he’s here, unless it’s Kid
then he’s first. But Heyes and Kid ain’t here so we need a new
first. That’s you, but you’s usually second, well third, cause
Kid’s second if he ain’t first and Heyes, well he’s always
first unless Kid is, but Kid can be second but Heyes ain’t never been
second he’s always first.” Wheat
blinked. “So
Heyes ain’t here so Kid’s first bandit, that makes you second.
Kid ain't here neither so yous moved up to first bandit. Now we gots to
figure out second bandit and third cause they’s important. Now
‘fore Heyes left, he said, who is first is important. Most important to
what, that’s second cause ya got t’ know what t’ bring, and
then where is third, cause ya got t’ know wheres ya goin’, and I
don’t know the other things he said.” “Heyes
told ya this?” “Yep,
said with me it’ll be a leap of faith if I remembered it all.” “He
did,” Wheat almost chuckled. “Yep,
but I did so I got it all figured out. “You
do?” “Ah-huh.
Who is first, What is second, Where is third and I don’t know is
fourth.” “Say
that again?” “Who
is first. What is second. Where is third and I don’t know is
fourth.” “I
got that but what are you sayin’?” “What
is second.” “Who?” “Is
first?” “I
don’t get it?” “No,
I don’t know is the rest of the gang.” “But
Who is first?” “Yep,”
Kyle smiled broadly. “Who?”
Wheat repeated. “Yes,”
he nodded seriously. “Heyes
told ya this?” Confusion spread across Wheat’s face. “Yep.
Who is first, cause it’s the most important.” “What
are you talkin’ about.” “What
ain’t talkin’ he’s second. Who does the
talkin’.” “Who
does the talkin’?” “Now
ya got it.” “Got
What?” “Second,”
Kyle triumphantly stated. “I
don’t know…” “They’s
fourth.” “Who’s
fourth?” “No,
Who’s first.” Kyle shook his head, not understanding why Wheat
kept messing up the order. “Who’s
first.” “Yep.” “Who’s
second?” “Nope,
What’s second.” “Where
did you get this?” “Heyes
told me and Where is third.” “Where
is third?” “Exactly.”
Kyle proudly chuckled. “Kyle,
I don’t know…” “Them’s
is fourth.” “Heyes
said this would be a leap?” “‘O
faith.” Kyle hooked his thumbs in his belt. “You
aint’ kiddin’.” Wheat shook his head. “Okay, so
let’s go over this again.” “‘Kay.” “Who’s
first.” “Yep.” “What
is second?” “Ah-huh.” “I
don’t know…” “Nope,
they’s fourth. Where is third.” “I
don’t know…” “Fourth.” Wheat
rubbed his hand over his face and took a breath. “Let’s go over
this one more time.” “‘Kay.”
“Who’s
first.” Kyle
nodded. “What
is second?” “Yep.” “What
is second?” Wheat asked louder. “Ya
got that?” “Got
what?” “Second?” “I
don’t know.” “Fourth.” “Where…” “Third.” “I
give up.” “They’s
no bandits that give up,” Kyle stated. “Heyes said nothin’
‘bout givin’ up.” Wheat
blew out a breath, “Okay so this is what Heyes said.” “Second.” “Huh?” “No,
huh. What is second.” “What
is second, Where…” “Third.” “Third,”
Wheat repeated. “Yep.” “Who
is first, What is second, Where is third and I don’t know what you are
talkin’ ‘bout.” “Ya
got it! ‘Cept I don’t know is fourth but I don’t know if
they know what ya talkin’ ‘bout neither cause sometimes ya can be
confusin’ Wheat.” Wheat’s
shoulders slumped. “Confusin’? Me? Confusin’?” His
voice began to rise. “Sure,
Wheat,” Kyle smiled. “Ain’t yur fault ya ain’t as
clear as Heyes sometimes.” “I
got a headache,” Wheat mumbled as he turned and walked away. |
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